Treat it like the 27th of February 2010

This blog was actually written on the 27th of February, I just forgot to click publish.

MSN: Tracy& Vivien.

Mood: Happy :D
Drama: Hi, My Sweetheart.

Friday the 26th: Gymnastics was horrible but Patricia sprained her ankle! Hope you get better tomorrow. Also some cheap bitch stole money! Got maths test results back and big success. I better try harder next time. My goal is 70-80%. Hopefully?

Today: Woke up late cause i was too busy watching TVB dramas, much like Candy, who's my role model! :( I needed more sleep! But yeahs, helped put everything out for the party & all that. :D Julie & Eileen came! :D Went into Candy's room and we saw this giant poster of Aaron with lipstick marks all over it. "It isn't noticeable is it?" she asked us. :P :D Watched some Lady Gaga MVs. :D (Y) Then Jennie & Lisa came, they went crazy searching through Candy's shoe wardrobe, then Jenny Chia, Catherine, Tina & Gillian, Shirley, Flodynar & Veronica! :D The McDonalds thingy decided to be a one dollar prostitute and not work so I was full stressing and going aggro like Candy. :L Parents had to use the other one which caused so many smoke! But we were all hungry, the oranges was like burnt :D Anna is the best cook. Sat down and watched some sad wedding videos. LOL. They seemed to like it while I was full crying! I just wanted to Chris Brown that girl! We sat down & ate & watched & Candy farted real loud. Everyone likes salad while Candy holds some grduge against it, apparently it makes her fart. o.O There were so many chicken wings :L. Eileen & Candy kinda got pissed at each other for a while and then Eileen punched Candy in the face.
Ate finish then we went upstairs, Shirley decided to go onto the comp and watch some explicit clips that candy had. Everyone was full like screaming and laughing when we were talking to Aaron. LOL. Sorry for annoying you but we were high at that moment. :L But it was fun cause we were all screaming and stuff.
They decided to climb on candy's pile of dirty socks and throw down everything. :( Jennie & Lisa started to tag Candy's underpants so the others joined in. Her but has never had such a colorful glow before. & JENNY CHIA, CANDY SAID YOU'RE GAY! & No Jennie, you're the gay one here. :D & SHIRLEY! AARON IS MINEEEEEEE! :D Hehe :) Farr Gillian. You pissed Candy off today, so when she's pissed I get pissed too. FFS. Thank you Jennie for trying to cheer me up (L) :)
Went down to cut the cake, turns out Candy didn't bake ti properly! We didn't have any candles, they were too expensive. That means Asian? :D & no, I didnt cheat on Sang! :( Candy sang happy birthday to herself cos no one else would. :( That's jst cut guys, but I respect you for that! We didnt even get pictures as a group :( & when I said that isnt it when your knife touches the bottom then you have to kiss someone that is the nearest to you? & then they all backed off :(. Hmph~! Very Cut!
That's not fair! By the way, Candy, I borrowed your toothbrush to unclog the public toilets in Cabramatta. Went back upstairs and accidentally broke her bed, I don't think she'll notice. Played strip poker! :D Then some had to leave :(. When it was only Jennie, Lisa, Tina, Julie, Candy & Eileen, we did some prank calls. Turns out we were pranking my mum, they tell me after everything :( but it was fun. :L Pretended to be Victor Nguyen :L HAHAHA. Then Candy grew a giant pimple on her nose, thanks to Anna's chair. It's funny. :(
Then they slowly left, Julie was hungry & wanted to eat more stuff so we got food & yeahs. Eileen & Julie were the first to come and were also the last to leave.
Today was an awesome day although there were some problems during the day and at some point, you guys were very bored. Thank you Julie, Eileen, Jennie, Lisa, Veronica, Catherine, Shirley, Flodynar & Jenny Chia for making this such a fun day. :)

You're such a fucken dickhead. I really wonder why. For once, jst tell me its true so there wont be anymore jokes or whatever. Jst admit that yu're with her & everything will be better.

lovekelvin.

I went to Vietnam yesterday

I went to Vietnam yesterday and I saw Candy Phun. Yup, you heard right, not Candy Bhun or Candy Hhun, but Candy Phun! Yeah, that's right! at first I couldn't believe my eyes, it was like a dream come true, but then I saw something even more eye-catching. Yes, I know it may sound so impossibly impossible, but yes, something more eye-catching than the very authentic, unique, kind and usually oblivious Candy Phun, and it was... PERRY THE PLATYPUS! Like, oh my god bro, it had such a masculine tail! And don't get me started on its beak, it was like, so scaly and beautiful! As i type this, my eyes are tearing up from the sheer awesomeness, as well as the onion that's conveniently in front of me.

Well, back to the topic of interest, I started talking to Candy. To my dismay, she forgot all about everyone in Australia... Except for me of course, cos I'm special, yeah, that's right Canley Vale High School! MORE SPECIAL THAN ALL OF YOU NOW! But of course, all good things come to an end, and it wasn't long until the Jonas Brothers, minus Nick, Joe, Kevin and Franky, arrived. It was devastating, to think that a single song could be horrible enough to wipe out everything that's from a 15KM radius away. Of course, they were actually 15.1KM away from us, me and Candy were so proud that we were still alive, we started dancing, dancing like the pretty fairies we were.

What do I mean "fairies" and "were"? Well, it all started 19years ago, me and Candy came out of two different eggs. Of course, my egg was larger and much more decorative, her egg was just, ordinary? We had a mission, a mission to guide the Egyptians to build the great pyramids. Of course, we hatched several millenniums too late, and the aliens taught them how to build the pyramids while we were still in the eggs. Yes, our friendship dates back tot hat long, it's amazing.

However, back at the scene in Vietnam, just as the Jonas Brothers seem to be running out of electricity, the unthinkable happened... Miley Cyrus has arrived. Before she could do anything, I managed to get her signature. It was a great moment for me, but then Miley Cyrus turned out to be a terrorist, and started bombing the world. It was up to me and Candy to save the world.

What happens next?

Would Miley succeed?

Shall Edward Cullen turn up at the scene?

Why am I asking you this?

Find out, on the next episode, of Dragon Ball Z!

...And it was all a dream.